I feel sorry for snake

I was looking at some new E3 news and I saw an add (or something) for Metal Gear Solid 4. He’s so old! I’m afraid to know what his games about! tap A rapidly to get out of chair! Try to cook meatloaf when you can bearly see the microwave buttons!

Look at him! he looks like a 97 year old spanish ex-pirate! With a gun!