nintendo fans need to see this

This  This is something i made on MS PAINT.

awsomeness

literally awsome. i was riding two scooters at once. it was awsome!!! some of u guys should try it!

credits:

stumbling narrorator: shane bryant

awsome scooter dude: me

alien glaxnorf: my cousin 

special fx:me

costumes:

Mine: who cares

narrorators: his mom

alien: my cousin didn’t wear a costume

munchy munchie munch fries

ok heres the deal. i want to be a great chef or cook so i have been trying a lot of recipies and i found a great way to make fries.

1. heat some oil we’ll test the tempiture later

2.cut the potatoes in half then put the cut half to the cutting board and cut in to 4ths, do the same with the other half

3.get some prongs and pick up some potatoe slices and gentally set them in the oil and put more in(warning oil may splatter so hold the prongs sideways and be carefull)

3.14. wait a littile and every once in a while pick some up and shuffle them around to make sure they don’t stick

4. after said little is over, pick them out and let them cool, try one, if it is to thick let cook longer

5. add SALT*, just kinda get teh salt shaker and just sprinkle the SALT* on   *(or PEPPER) 

6. now your homemade fries are done and enjoy them

merry xmas

3 words: best christmas ever! i don’t know about u people out there but this is one of the best christmasisisis EVER. so i am gonna put a video of a decemberween gift i got here if i can.

ps this is a cipher. get the dbfb(dangerous book for boys)to learn codes or the internet:key:3  16,8,21,21,2  1-16,4,22

don’t think

this is not like the dangerous book for boys. i named it that because its cool.(and i had the book in my hand at the time) so don’t ask “why is there stuff about computers and video games and blah blah blah”

i know i sound kinda mean but i’m not. i just wanted to point that out